| Review:
FEBRUARY 2006 RE-VISIT
Hmmm.
Not
much
to
add
to
what
we
said
two
years
ago
aside
from
the
fact
that
the
video
quality
is
now
a
lot
better
and
there's
more
of
it.
For
general
reflections
on
Dirty
D's
Adult
Web
Ring
(of
which
this
site
is a
part),
please
see
our
review
of The
Stall.
It's
still
hard
to
say
just
what
the
point
of
this
site
is.
Launched
in 2001,
it's
a
real
grab-bag
of
event
videos,
conventions,
wet
t-shirt
contests,
amateur
gangbangs,
one-on-one
action,
solo
masturbation,
and even
one
video
of
Dirty
D
himself
sky-diving
(a
"hardcore
non-sexual
adventure"
is
what
he
calls
it).
It's
like
a
cross
between
a
porn
site
and
a
personal
web-page.
The
main
concept
would
appear
to
be
the
so-called
"bukkake
parties"
Dirty
D
throws.
These
aren't
so
much
bukkake
events
as
just
group
sex
get-togethers.
The
improved
video
means
we'll
take
it
up a
notch,
but
we
still
don't
have
any
idea
what
the
fuck
this
site
is
really
all
about.
What
is
the
target
audience?
Fans
of
Dirty
D?
When
we
reviewed
The
Stall
this
is
one
of
the
sites
we
spent
the
least
time
looking
at,
despite
the
fact
that
it
probably
has
the
most
content
and
updates
the
most.
Sure
there's
some
OK
amateur
action
here,
but
it's
still
a
mess
of a
site
that
could
really
use
some
focus.
FEBRUARY 2004 REVIEW
Tampa Bukkake is a messy site. Not messy like a bukkake bath. In
fact, there is hardly anything here that we would consider real bukkake.
We mean messy as in disorganized.
Site design and navigation are just awful. From the main page you
have a choice of pics (on the left) and videos (on the right). The
newest stuff is at the top, but there is no indication of when
the latest content was added. We visited at the end of February, and the
"Party Calendar" was bare for February events. The site looks
like it keeps pretty active, judging from the January listings, but you
should probably expect irregular updates.
Even more frustrating was the lack of thumbnails for the videos.
Links to the video files are just descriptions like "Slut
Training" or "Topless Car Wash", followed by the clip's
run time. Given the enormous range of material collected here, this is a
serious drawback. You have almost no idea what you're getting. One short
clip begins with a girl getting her boobs painted, and then ends with
some home video footage of drunks staggering around, puking in the
street. Huh? Did somebody say amateur?
As for content, we suggest you take the time to browse the site. One
thing you'll notice right away is that this is just part of a network of
thirteen sites (and counting), including Gloryhole
Girlz and Crack Whore
Confessions. The network as a whole is known as The
Stall, the homepage of which features a large black-and-white photo
looking down into a toilet bowl
("Only Great Porn Sites, We FLUSH the Rest!"). So, just in case names like Tampa Bukkake and Crack Whore
Confessions weren't enough of a hint, you know you're really into grunge
porn when you go to the Stall.
You can sample quite a lot of this site (and the other members of the
Stall) for free. As we began by pointing out, it isn't really a bukkake
site. It isn't even a fetish or hardcore site, primarily. It's a party
site. The parties might be in Tampa. Some of the guys wear Bucs jerseys.
Otherwise they might be guys anywhere, drinking and having a good time
with naked women. Of course there is some hardcore action, often with
multiple partners. But there's also a bikini contest, body-painting,
convention footage, behind-the-scenes at a photoshoot, etc. In some
cases faces have been blurred to protect the (not entirely) innocent.
The site has been going for a few years now and there is decent
archive of material. A lot of it is pretty poor quality though. The
videos from a year back are just tiny 15-second clips. Not even worth
looking at. The newer videos are quite a bit longer, in the 15-minute to
half an hour range, but still play back at a disappointing 263 kb/s. The
photos are just snaps. These guys are obviously having a lot of fun, but
they aren't professionals.
Of the Stall sites we visited this was probably the least impressive.
We couldn't figure out what the point of it all was. The content is a
grab-bag. Basically it's just
a collection of average to low-quality sex party pics and various other
amateur smut. The layout is primitive without being simple or easy to
use. This network as a whole isn't bad, if you like it grungy, but
judged on its own Tampa Bukkake doesn't make the grade.
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