"Fine Art Porno". Well, at least they're not afraid to call it porn! See guy and girl on the beach, two girls, girl in a chair, girl on an elephant (OK, this one is just silly).

Type of Site: Photographer
Address: 
www.galitsin-news.com
Price: 
$24.95/month or $99.95/90 days (with fullscreen video access)
Date of Review: 
June, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Galitsin News? You mean this site is like those novelty news channels where the anchors take off their clothes while they read the headlines?

Not quite. In fact this site is pretty much a carbon copy of all the other erotic nude photography sites coming out of Europe (and in particular Russia). You know the set-up. They have identical layouts, even down to the vapid mottos (Hegre: "Seize your dreams", Galitsin: "The fire from within"), the magazine-cover style pics they use to introduce the galleries and the high-falutin' text they just love to lather on. We really groove to the stuff they write. Here's just a sample from Galitsin News: "Galitsin distinguishes miraculous efficiency that together with professional modern gear let him conquer all the heights of art." "These captivating models, from the splendid city of Volgograd in the South of Russia with nations mixing having done its best with their features, the talent of the real Master--all this make the works flourish with the unique scent of refinement that the true judges honour most of all."

Uh-huh.

Anyway, saying Galitsin News is a copy of the other erotic nude sites (MET Art, Hegre, Vulis, etc., etc.) might not be fair. The thing is, we used to have a review of the first version of this site a few years ago back when it was Galitsin Archives and he was working with Hegre's people. They had a falling out and Galitsin was offline for a while before he came back with Galitsin News (the old Galitsin Archives link just redirected to Hegre's site; why they called this site "News" is a mystery to us). Now partly because we don't want to bore you with the politics of all this and partly because we're not sure anyone has the story straight, we'll just say that the one thing you should know about most of these European photographers and their sites is that they really fucking hate each other. This may be because they are all so similar and they all think they're stealing. Which explains why Galitsin's About page spends so much time talking about being the first and how everyone else is just copying him.

We're not going to take sides. We think Galitsin is a great photographer and that's all we'll say about that. In terms of the kind of work he does, it's mostly solo girl posing with a bit of girl-girl thrown in. Occasionally a guy gets involved, but there's no cock (like so). Here's a "pic of the day" for a preview:

The staging and setting didn't seem to be as dramatic as it did on the old Galitsin Archives site (remember all that stuff about "angels"?). His models are the usual bunch of young cuties you've come to expect from this part of the world. It's such a fucking relief not to see teens covered in piercings and tattoos, like the skanks in the reality porn sites. On the other hand it would be nice if some of these guys would pay their models enough to buy them a square meal now and then. These girls are way too thin.

Enough blather, on to the pros and cons.

Pros: another totally transparent site tour that lets you see all of what you're getting. The only thing you can't do is actually enter the galleries. The shitty thing about these tours though is that there is no real "members area", so even when you're logged in you still get all the come-ons to join. The site is also well stocked with content. Over 63,000 images and 110 movies when we visited, with three updates daily (a new video every five days). The "Comrades" area also has a nice little selection of work from friendly sites, like Ron Harris, Explicite, and Model Flats.

Cons: the pics are excellent, but full size (800x1200, they also come in "half-size" which is 400x600) isn't huge. Galitsin doesn't have much of a personal presence (no bio, feedback, forums, etc.). The video quality with the basic one-month membership isn't great (only 225 kb/s playback), features canned music (OK, that's typical of these photography sites), and for some reason they come with a really long lead-in of a statuette of a bear playing an accordion (it's a little-known fact that most bears in Russia know how to play the accordion).

Another negative is the two-tiered membership system. In order to get the "fullscreen" movies you have to join for three months. And that isn't a deal because if you'll notice a three-month membership actually costs more than three one-month memberships! We don't know who dreamed that one up. Our personal advice would be to stick with the one-month membership. Of course the high-res videos are better ("No one website in Internet can render such a service!"), but you'd have to be a real fan to shell out so much extra cash just for an improvement in the video quality when this really isn't a video site.

No question this is a solid, professional package, and it's pretty much a must for anyone interested in European erotic nudes. You'll find a lot here to add to your collection. We just didn't think the movies were worth that much extra.

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