| Review:
Here at Pornreports we don't always do enough to recognize the
contributions made by the male talent. So we'd just like to begin this
review with a special salute to "Bob."
Don't know who Bob is? Of course you do. He's the guy with the goatee
who squires around the young ladies for CumFiesta,
IntheVIP, and a bunch
of other All Sites Access
sites. He doesn't do all the (third) leg work himself, but if there was a
stunt-dick Hall of Fame for Internet performers, then he'd be going in
on the first ballot. Just how many young women has this guy serviced
over the years? If this reality porn wave keeps going he'll be putting Peter North
to shame.
OK, enough of that. On to the site. The layout is the familiar All
Sites menu (for more general comments on what you get, see our review of
Big Naturals). There
were 19 young ladies auditioning when we visited, with an update coming
every week. Each girl has a bunch of pics that are just video captures.
Also a long video (around 30-40 megs) that is broken into shorter
6-meg clips. Playback is still a somewhat disappointing 350 kb/s.
Action is what you would expect. The girls are interviewed, usually
sitting on a couch (the casting couch! get it!). Things get started with shit like this:
"So . . . uh . . . what's your name?"
"Taylor."
"Taylor. Pretty name. Pretty eyes. You know you're being
videotaped now and this is an audition . . . " etc.
But an audition for what? Some kind of cheap Internet porn, one
assumes. After a bit of back-and-forth about when the girl first had
sex, with how many partners, yadda-yadda-yadda, she strips (by
instruction), plays with herself, and sometimes gets some cock.
Odd that such an innovative company has fallen back on such a--yes,
let's say it--worn-out concept. Not that the concept means much
anyway. What's the point of Eurosex
Parties? Come to think of it, what
was the concept, "reality" or otherwise, behind CumFiesta?
Young women taking facials? OK.
Judged on its own, this isn't much of a site. You can expect it to
keep adding content on a regular basis--if there's one thing these
people know how to do, it's crank out lots of cheap video--but when
we visited it still didn't amount to much. An All Sites Access pass is an excellent value,
but they can't all be gems. Indeed, checking out this site we got the feeling that
the reality niche is starting
to wear a little thin. And it's not just the tired "audition"
concept--which is further strained here with a scarcely credible
insistence on the innocence of many of the models ("but she turned
out to be a quick learner!"). Only a few of the girls were really
hot, suggesting that we may be nearing the bottom of the talent barrel
for this kind of work. And though the video is adequate, it's
disappointing that there is no indication of any coming upgrades to
higher-resolution formats.
This is more than just a bonus site--it's shooting all its own
content for one thing, and updating regularly for another--but it's not really worth a membership on its
own.
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