| Review:
FEBRUARY 2006 RE-VISIT
(This
site
subsequently
re-branded
itself
as
"Ghetto
Confessions."
Same
shit,
different
label.-Eds.)
Nothing new to add to our description of the kind of
sleaze you're going to find here. Please see our review of The
Stall for more information on this network. When we visited they
were up to 69 crack whores. That means they've added 39 whores in the
last two years. The video has also been substantially upgraded, though
with content like this you have to wonder if that really makes things
any better.
FEBRUARY 2004 REVIEW
Where do you begin with a site like this?
OK, to state the obvious: This is as sleazy as it gets. It's part of
the Stall network,
which is already one of the biggest collections of bargain-basement
sleazy porn out there. It's not trying to hide the fact that it's
sleazy. It calls itself the "gutter of all porn sites." These are
skanky, dirty whores with missing teeth and lousy
tattoos and (apparently) all kinds of substance abuse problems.
How sleazy? Check out this disclaimer:
Disclaimer:
A stunt cock named "Cracker Jack" finds and fucks these
crack whores.
Dirty D is ONLY promoting this site and does not produce this
content.
Dirty D does not promote prostitution or drug use in any way.
These videos are meant to show you the dangers of drug use and living on
the street.
No Crack Whores were harmed in the production of this material
just say no to drugs
Hmmm. So the whores in this site were too skanky even for Dirty D
(the guy behind most of the Stall sites). Now that's bad. It's
nice to know that Dirty D is above some things. As for this Cracker Jack
fellow . . .
Well, on to the content. And the first thing we have to say is that
the title means something. This sites really isn't just about banging
crack whores. It isn't! It's about their confessions:
We bring you shocking videos of
real crack whores telling their true confessions about what these street walkers do for their Johns and insane tales of
their life on the streets.
In other words, these women are being interviewed. They tell their
miserable life stories, usually while being driven around by Cracker
Jack. This isn't the Bang Bus, it's the Blab Bus. In some cases
over half of the 30-minute videos are taken up with this chatter. Now,
do you
really want to listen to a bunch of crack whores talking about their rotten childhoods,
the men who abused them, their descent into prostitution, etc.?
Maybe you do. But we didn't. A bit of lead-in is fine, but we came
for the sex.
OK, here are the stats. There were 30 girls when we visited. We have
no idea when or how often or even if the site updates. Each girl has around 30
minutes of video as well as some pics that look like video stills. To
our surprise there were actually a couple of cuties. But most of the
"whores" are just brutal. For god's sake, one of them is even
pregnant. Show some mercy.
The sex, which takes place in Cracker Jack's vehicle and what seems
to be a trailer, is just cock-sucking followed by a bit of hardcore and a money
shot. Cracker Jack does not go down on these ladies. Maybe this is
because he has to hold the camera all the time. And maybe it's because
he really doesn't want to.
Picture and sound quality are terrible. There is some kind of
interference in the vehicle that makes the "confessions" hard
to listen to. For some reason the actual quality of video changes, even
switching to the "night-vision" green occasionally (hey, if
Paris Hilton can do it, so can a crack whore). Playback is only at 263
kb/s. It's ugly sex, and it's filmed ugly.
Is that the point? It's really hard to slap a grade on this. We could
have gone higher, or a lot lower. As part of
the Stall network you do get a lot of extra stuff (12 other sites and a
bunch of amateur cams). You can preview the site pretty thoroughly with
the site tour. They aren't trying to fool anyone. You want grunge,
you've got it. We're knocking it down for the low quality of the video
and the fact that there's way too much talking.
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