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(Note: The package deal gives you access to this
site, GirlGirlBang,
Sicko Games,
and a few other sites for an extra $5. Be advised that this site, like
GirlGirlBang is no longer updating.-Eds.)
BoyGirlBang.com is a site featuring long original movies that play
like nightmarish X-rated Blind Date episodes. The director, matchmaker, cheerleader and cameragirl
"Phoebe" basically goes around setting up sexual encounters
between loser guys and whores. There are some variations on this theme
(sometimes the guy is actually a pornstar), but that's the main
plotline.
The results can be pretty funny. Usually, the more earnestly a
"reality porn" site proclaims its reality, the less real it
is. Boygirlbang starts off with a note from Phoebe saying how the action
here is "100% the real deal." We didn't believe this for a minute, but
we were still left wondering how she managed to get such pathetic
examples of masculinity to do porn. Not to mince any words: Some of
these guys are downright repulsive. The "world's fattest
pornstar" ("Tubby Bob") is just one example. There's also
a fellow who looks like a grotesque liposuction accident, and a
nerd-type who does almost a whole scene with his eyes closed. In some of
the movies Phoebe even has to break out the toys since the
"talent" in question just isn't up to the task.
Given that the guys are hopeless and the women often in what seems to
be a state of shock or disbelief, you spend a lot of time listening to
Phoebe's voiceovers. And this is one chick who does not shut-up. She
goes on like an aerobics instructor on Viagra. But it's her personality
that really brings these "dates" to life.
On to the technical stuff. As noted, this is a movie site. There are
two movies of around an hour in length being added a week. You also get
a whole lot of vidcaps to go along with them, but these aren't anything
special. Resolution is just average. The movies themselves usually
involve a fair bit of set-up, with some lengthy introductions before the
stars end up back at Phoebe's crumby apartment. As much as we like
having some context to the sex, we thought there was some need for editing. Having Phoebe hold the camera
throughout is typical of most gonzo
amateur sites, but it may not be really necessary here and causes all
the usual limitations. There aren't a lot of great shots or professional
lighting in reality porn.
OK, this site is funny, creative, original, and features some good exclusive content. There were 34 full movies when we visited, and as
noted the updates are occurring twice a week. It is a bit of an oddball
site, likely to appeal to those looking for something a little
different, but it is definitely a fair value. The full site tour and
trailers available for download offer an excellent preview.
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