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What we really liked about Anna's Funhouse is the video "Anna
Gets Carjacked." In most regards this site is pretty
straightforward. It's part of a very good network of swinger sites,
headlined by Jean Swing
and Absolute Kim. For
more on the network as a whole, please read the Jean Swing review. Anna
is like the rest of the girls in this network in that she's a wild,
fun-loving amateur who likes the wet gonzo action. At Anna's Funhouse
you'll see some creampies, interracial, lesbian strap-on fucking,
pantyhose fetish, dp's, and lots of blowjobs.
And you'll also see "Anna Gets Carjacked."
Now this isn't a great video. It's not well-lit (unsurprisingly,
since the filmmakers are going for realism), sometimes slips out of
focus, and the playback, even for the broadband version, isn't
spectacular (around 400 kb/s). You could say the same for most of the
video in this network. But this movie is a bit of a departure because
it's dramatic. Anna plays a young lady who is handcuffed to the wheel of
her car in a deserted parking garage, molested, forced to give a
blow-job, fucked, and then treated to a surprisingly strong facial. It's
not rough sex by any stretch of the imagination (it never gets violent),
but it does show a bit of imagination that the other swinger sites
don't.
(Note: In the follow-up episode, "Anna Gets Her Revenge",
our plucky heroine finds the guy who carjacked her, takes him home,
handcuffs him to her bathtub, fucks him with a strap-on and pisses on
him. Well! As they said in the 90's: "You go girl!")
Otherwise, this is basically just another swinger site. It's got a
respectable collection of content: 38 videos and 77 photo galleries.
Production and presentation isn't great. Even the broadband videos are
just adequate, and not all the video is available in broadband
downloads. Like the other swinger girls in this network there is a
diary, a message board, weekly camshows, and a short bio page.
Anna's the one who makes the difference here. You're going to find it
real hard not to like this girl. A "young European woman [of Polish
extraction] living in the great white north of Canada", she
certainly has the swinger attitude down pat:
"I beg all of my lovers to lay there manhood deep up my ass
and unload there warm sticky cum inside my shithole or right down my
throat straight from my ass."
"There is not too many better things in life than a sticky
cum bath. I just can't even explain the joy I feel when I am covered in
cum, my face, my mouth, my eyes and all over my hair too. My sweet tight
polish shithole craves a many man anal gang bang as well to satisfy the
anal slut inside of me."
It's almost poetry.
This site could use some more content, and the
production/presentation isn't the best, but Anna is great. And the price is certainly right, especially considering the fact
that you get so many other sites.
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