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Type of Site: Reality Porn
Address:
www.allsitesaccess.com;  www.realitykings.com 
Price:
 $4.95/3-day trial; 24.95/month* (limited access trial)
Date of Review:
September, 2007
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

SEPTEMBER 2007 RE-VISIT

(After this review they added the site Monster Curves.-Eds.)

All Sites Access is one of the original "reality porn" networks. A year or so after our last review (August 2005, below) it re-branded itself as Reality Kings. This is a typical marketing maneuver, also utilized by the former OxPass (now the Bang Bros. Network) and BrainPass (now Pornstar Network). However, despite the change in labels we are talking about what are essentially the same products, albeit larger and technically more sophisticated after the passage of several years. When we first joined Big Naturals five or six years ago the best video were short clips formatted at 320x240 and 400 kb/s. And we thought it looked great.

Times have changed. The network (whatever you want to call it) now offers up 20 sites. These are: Big Naturals, MILF Hunter, 8th Street Latinas, Cum Fiesta, In the VIP, We Live Together, Mike in Brazil, Money Talks, Round 'n' Brown, MILF Next Door, First Time Auditions, Eurosex Parties, Mike's Apartment, VIP Crew, Street Blowjobs, Captain Stabbin, Team Squirt, Big Tits Boss, Flower Tucci and Pure 18.

Most of these sites we've reviewed separately. So you can see what we have to say about them generally in their individual reviews. But in cases where the review was done several years ago, refer to this review for updates.

Maybe the first thing to notice about the list (well, we have to start somewhere) is the fact that the line-up has trimmed some of the dead wood. Sites like Top Shelf Pussy, Mega Cock Cravers, and White Dolls, which were junk anyway, have been dropped. What's left are 20 sites that are exclusive and actively updating. Almost every other network we can think of is carrying at least a couple of dead sites, and in some cases they're carrying a lot more than that. But the 20 core sites here are all going strong. The only one we had concerns about was Team Squirt, which didn't seem to be part of the posted update schedule. OK, fingers crossed on that one then.

Second thing to notice is the variety. Some lesbian, some MILF, some latina, some black, lots of bikinis, a couple of big tits sites, and even one individual performer (Flower Tucci). This variety is also seen in the range of talent. The emphasis here has always been on real amateurs. Yes, there are big names too (especially appearing on Big Tits Boss, the newest site as of the time of this review and perhaps a signal of a new direction). But the network advertises over 3,000 different girls and that tells you all you need to know about how wide the pool is. This has its downside. Some of the girls on some of the sites are dogs. But you do get a hell of a lot to choose from and it's not unlikely you'll find several girls you've never heard of  before capable of raising wood.

The design of the sites has been standardized to make browsing super-easy. Excellent thumbnailing throughout will help you find all of the scenes you're interested in. The network as a whole is totally integrated, making navigation to and from the individual sites simple. This is something we complained about a lot in our earlier reviews so we're glad they've fixed it. Individual performers are also linked up to separate indexes of all the episodes they appear in, which is great. Sidebars direct you to the top rated and most popular episodes for individual sites and across the entire network, broken down by date range. Our only complaint about the layout is the presence of so much advertising (principally for other networks, like Bang Bros. and Big Boob Pass). If we remember correctly, Perfect Gonzo were the first people to do this in a big way. And like a lot of other bad ideas that nevertheless make money, it's obviously caught on. Oh well. We remember when "Pay TV" meant no ads too. Now there are more commercials on cable than there are on the networks.

Tech specs are good. But the best video resolution (720x480, around 1400 kb/s) is only available for downloading full episodes (which are 45 minutes long usually). Why can't we get the shorter clips in high-res versions? This situation is further aggravated by the fact that there is a daily download limit of 1 Gb. So if you're the kind of guy who has to download everything you might find this frustrating. Otherwise, we would suggest streaming or even browsing the vidcaps or 1-minute clips to find the stuff you really like. Download limits don't really bug us that much, but we're picky about what we want to keep anyway.

Each episode also comes with production stills (900x600) and vidcaps (720x480). Lots of them. Hundreds of them in fact. But we spent very little time looking at them. Nothing against still photography, but this is a video network and these are video sites. And the pics are not studio quality.

One of the main questions you'll probably be asking is how this measures up against the competition: Bang Bros., Naughty America, Big Boob Pass, Meat Members, etc. We think it holds up very well. First off it has a ton of content. Perhaps more exclusive material than any of those other networks. And it's adding over an hour of new stuff every day. It's also maintained its own identity nicely over the years. This consists of an amateur gonzo emphasis with a lot of time spent on talk. The latter point may alienate some fans. Really, there are updates here where the sex almost seems like an afterthought given how much time is spent on background material (another reason for having high-res 15-minute clips!). Your tolerance level for yakking is something to consider, as this network probably has more talk than any of the others. But that background also does provide the sites with a lot of personality, even--dare we say it?--reality. Some of it can even be pretty entertaining in itself.

So are these guys the reality kings? Well, maybe. But there's no arguing it's an outstanding membership. You just can't beat spending $25 to get so much exclusive stuff. Frankly, quite a few of the individual sites would be worth that much in our opinion. Just make sure to avoid the "limited access" trial and join for the full month.

AUGUST 2005 RE-VISIT

We scheduled another visit to this network because they'd added a bunch of new sites (they're always adding new sites) that we figured we should check out. The ones we looked at were Cum Girls, Dangerous Dongs, and MILF Next Door (links to our reviews). But since we were in the neighbourhood we thought we might make some comments on how the network as a whole is looking these days.

First off  we have to be ask: What gives with the shitty central navigation? From the main All Sites members area there are no links to any of the newer sites they've been adding! Even sites that are several months old! Your membership works for all of these sites, but to get to Cum Girls, for example, you have to enter "members.cumgirls.com" into the address box and go there directly. Same with MILF Next Door (type in "members.milfnextdoor.com"). This really sucked, and could lead to members missing out on a lot of quality content! Why aren't there links? How hard would that be to do? They need to update this page, as well as the links at the bottom of the individual sites that take you to the other sites in the network. These are never complete. And while they're fixing all this they can figure out a way to let you navigate among all the different sites without always having to always re-enter your user/pass. We thought this was a pain in the ass.

Aside from this we didn't notice any big changes. One positive is that all of the newer updates allow you to download full episodes as a single .wmv file. You don't have to keep downloading all of those shitty little 7-meg clips. Well, you still have to with the older stuff, but the newer movies do allow full scene downloads. So that's an improvement.

Otherwise everything else seems to be the same, except there's a lot more of it. If you haven't been a member for a while you might want to join again just to see the new stuff. The monthly rate is very reasonable.

JANUARY 2004 REVIEW

All Sites Access is the umbrella membership to a string of very good "reality" porn sites that come out of south Florida. A membership to any of these sites gets you into all the rest, so All Sites Access (which isn't really a separate "site" at all) is just the default membership setting.

Most of the names here are very well known, both for their quality and for the fact that they've been around awhile. Big Naturals and MILF Hunter were among the first sites we ever reviewed. And this is what makes a membership such a great deal. The network keeps adding new sites, and the sites already up and running keep adding new content. If niche content, exclusive video reality style amateur porn is your thing, this network is, in our opinion, your best bet.

Here are the main sites, with links to our review pages where you can find more information and preview galleries. The review of Big Naturals is probably the best place to start:

8th Street Latinas

Big Naturals

Captain Stabbin

Cum Fiesta

Eurosex Parties

First Time Auditions

In the VIP

MegaCockCravers

Mike's Apartment

Mike in Brazil

MILF Hunter

Round and Brown

Street Blowjobs

Top Shelf Pussy

We Live Together

White Dolls

In addition to all this you get some other sites not under review (external links): Boys First Time (gay), Wives in Pantyhose (mature), and Tranny Surprise (you know). Navigation between the different sites is fairly straightforward, with most sites having a "Dessert" menu at the bottom of their main page. Note however that these menus, for some unexplained reason, differ. The only menu that features links to all the different sites is the main All Sites Access one.

This really is an outstanding value, and sets a benchmark that other networks can only aspire to. A few of these sites are well worth the monthly fee on their own (MILF Hunter is probably our favourite, with Big Naturals and We Live Together next). That you get all of them for one membership fee is generosity squared. These sites are still going strong after years of operation and have enormous archives (over 50,000 movies) of exclusive video. You could complain that all this the quantity comes at the expense of video quality (we wish the playback was better), but that's the only knock. Internet porn hasn't been around for long, but this network has already achieved the status of a classic.